If I find out one of these furries raped my girlfriend, I will cut off his dick, roast it in his crushed testicle liquids, and force feed it to him. Me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dongs and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons! Girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, And den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE! (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat! Getting fuked by Sans ah!.YES SANS!!!~~ sans: I'mma take you to the bon zoen ram hard till he hits my good spot and I bleed alot AHHHHHH!!! HARDER SANSPAI papyrus waks in and put his d inside emy mouth mmmmm tastes like spaghetti~~~~~ I lick his meatballs mmm delishhh~~ sans and papy moan loud both: Ahh yes~~~ Soooooooo tight (#'~'#) I moan but can't cause papy dick in my mouth mmmffff they both blow they're plasma seman inside me till I feel like I over eat both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I then pee pee all over sans wee wee sans: wellp I gues i I made wet papyrusbs screams papyrus: AGHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snands stop it sans: ha ha ha je je I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Oh man i have a few good ones up my sleeve
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